are you serious?? is your clit as sensitive as your emotions
i wish
my periods are so regular now that they are sync-ed with my subscriptions of vogue.
well after this past weeked you can expect to see me on maury playing a little game called "who's the father"
Watching Argentina vs Germany during a wedding on an iPhone. Thank you Steve Jobs.
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I'll be honest with you, my dick was out at that point in time.
We were having an argument with his friends mom about whether it was worse that he bootycalled me at 4 a.m. or that I bootycalled him at 12 in the afternoon
Hooked up with an ex Playgirl model. I feel like the universe just high-fived me for staying sober.
Mom called last night while I was at the bar and asked where I was. I told her I was on the highway to the danger zone while the guys were humming the top gun theme.
Yes, bail money means jail. It also means lie to dad, do it now.
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She's eating hot cheetos out of the bag with chopsticks, Matt, how is she NOT my soulmate?
im shaving my vagina and listening to frank sinatra, im coming over after
woke up on my floor using my jeans i wore out as a pillow
haha i wouldn't expect any less of you
Is it sad that my idea of a quality foursome would involve one person eating me out while the other two rub my feet?
Now I am free. And I want to go meet men. My phone deleted all my contacts, and I consider this to be a new beginning. With a new man in my phone book.
Right. Cuz nothing screams "You made it!" quite like selling your used underwear to strangers you met on the internet.
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