I think we should start referring to bisexuals as "strays"
Just saw a guy doing jumping jacks at the gym. I don't even have to create a punch line for that
Woke up with an epic boner today, the kind where you can spin books and shit on it. FYI: don't try spinning an encyclopedia
Get everyone out of their dorms and watch 3 girls do the walk of shame from my room.
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i just overheard someone saying that they invented the 'tequila mockingbird' last night. sorry, but i found better friends
searching "dave" under the university of pittsburgh on facebook was not exactly how i hoped to find my baby daddy
I have hooked up with someone in EVERYONE OF MY CLASSES.
That's how you know you deserve to be a senior
Then he told me he was proud of me for remembering that i blew him that night.. Maybe my drinking is getting out of hand.
Ok, it's starting to sound like someone's out there trying to learn to play the trombone while breaking kitchenware.
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okay when i look at this i can see it on the future news along with the headline "picture scandal involving senatorial candidate sexually harassing drunken idiot in what appears to be a pink room of pain"
I was just thrown into the pool and now I'm surrounded by men... You would think this is the dream but I'm just confused
“before I show up tits a blazing, what’s the sexual temperature here?“
Fuck. Totally just had sex instead of studying for econ test in an hour. Gonna get fucked again. HELP ME WITH YOUR EXTENSIVE KNOWLEDGE OF ECON
Drunk on wine at my parents house watching "RugRats In Paris". Comeatmeadulthood.
The only thing I remember about us having sex is yelling at him to choke me.
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