i just drank a strangers drink off a toilet
Got a plan. Ill do rock paper scissors and if you win we smoke a joint. Throw rock.
How long do you need to date somebody until it is acceptable to fart in their presence?
The real question is how long do you need to date them to dutch oven them?
Dude, Her having kids just means she puts out.
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Saved By The Bell: The College Years had it waaaay wrong on that one.
Trying to low-key throw up in the ocean is harder than it seems.
i now officially have to be stoned in order to look like my passport when i go to a different country
It's a hurricane, not a zombie apocalypse. WHY DID YOU BUY SHOTGUNS?!?!
Went outside and he was playing rock paper scissors with a cop over a drunk in public ticket.
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I should rephrase... I'm trying to not sit on other peoples faces besides my boyfriends.
Yeah to go race car driving with a 54 yr old gastroenterologist. I really wish you'd come to have that drink with me Wednesday
Halfway through the night I was hiding in a trashcan. Then I "sobered" up and ran around the house throwing change because I wanted to make my last moments of 2013 charitable.
We're snowed in with only two condoms. This will literally be valentines day russian roullette.
I'm pretty sure the guy on the dance floor with crutches just smacked me in the butt with one. Do you think he's flirting?
I woke up only wearing a Breaking Bad "Los Pollos Hermanos" apron he got from Loot Crate next to a 3 empty bottles of Zima,Jolly Ranchers, and a jar of coconut oil. Fernet is one hell of a party starter
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