Good luck! Who knows he might be a stallion in the bedroom! or it could be like having sex with a crayon.
Yeah he kicked my ass... He probably wouldnt have hit me as hard though if I wasnt lauging and yelling " I fucked your sister I fucked your sister" over and over again.
it got awkward when she realized that our nickname for her was "The Hambeast"
I swear my cock is like a magnet to my friends younger sisters mouths.
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We could make it a date. Dinner and a show. The show being my nipples getting pierced.
he's got a countert top full of yard sale blenders so id say maragita wednesdays is a go.
Not a single person will look me in the eye. Last night must've been bad.
judging from the lines on my body they wheeled me back in a shopping cart
Let's paint friendship bongs
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I don't want a baby! I JUST WANT AN ORGASM THAT ISN'T SELF INFLICTED.
I knew us throwing ourselves at him back in the day would pay off. I'm gonna b a divorcees rebound. Score!
He's gonna do me a solid for doing her a solid. It's like pay it foward. But with sex.
I'm eating pizza in the bathtub
is it still considered wake n bake if you wake up at 2 pm?
Guuuuurrrrrl! He ate the 🌮like it contained the Covid-19 vaccine!
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