Why is half of me covered in green stuff that won't come off?
You stripper-danced on a light pole in the quad. It had fresh paint on it.
Call me "white mamba"
Your dick is not a dangerous deadly poisonous snake
It is white.
I thought she was mad at me, but then we did a pose off and I realized we're friends for life
I'm going to show my kids 2 girls 1 cup just to scare them away from porn
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If it makes you feel better, I doubt anything could survive in your uterus.
So I'm up to masturbating three times a day, drunk textin my ex, not doing any hw and I've failed half of my tests so far
Sounds better than last semester
I mean, there was frosting being put on a tunafish sandwich. Pretty sure she knew we were high.
I figured out why her friends always say g is for god when she leaves with someone. She wears a double g cup bra
therea a video of her dad walking in while i screamed "lets have a fashion show!" and fell off the table
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Summer bikini season begins today. I hereby declare the commencement of the 2013 HUNT FOR CUNT.
Let me get this straight, you're telling me to lower my standards? Even though last week you told me I don't have any..?
yyyea i think im gonna go get a bowl and play skyrim. And by bowl i mean something i can throw up in, not weed
How does one get out of sexting without being rude? I'm trying to watch Downtown Abbey
Had a moment of weakness, slept with my ex last night
So that's why our room smells like tequila and shame.
Dude my cat is eating sugar cookies with me. No joke. My cat likes cookies.
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