i think the world will end when pigs can fly. think about it, everyone says blah blah when pigs fly. so shit would be going down if they ever can.
oh fuck your right
you kept yelling 'bird cage' in between songs and finally the lead singer stopped to ask if you meant 'free bird' and you said 'fuck you, i'm not gay', needless to say you were kindly escorted out
i googled "the goonies drinking game." i may be alone, but i'm living the college dream.
hey girl hope you're alright, you hit that tree really hard. have a good night.
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So I told her I dislocated my shoulder and she said "well okay. I can either be on top or blow you."
Decisions, decisions.
are we at that level where i can tell you your girlfriends tits looked really good yet?
I THREW AWAY MY VIBRATOR BECAUSE IT INTIMIDATED HIM. WORST. DECISION. EVER
Dude, did you know, your blood is contaminated with over 17 non-beer fluids?
I think you should just bang him and get it out of your system.
That's what you say about everyone.
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Right now I'm drinking out of a gallon water jug & eating a baconator. If you're feeling down, just remember you could be me.
I woke up in the basement of a pizza restaurant... I would say the tequila hit me pretty hard.
I just learned in class that female whales slap their fins against the water and then ten males come and fight for her yet we can't get guys to text us back
The cop told you he couldn't let you pee. You just pulled your pants down and squared anyway and im surprised you didnt get arrested.No more drinking for you.
Made it to the top o the stairs ALIVE YES FUCJ YOU GRAVITY
Consume your own penis you ugly freak.
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