Dub. In the bra. Dub in the bra.
So I just had this crazy idea, and no it has nothing to do with the fact that they made me take shots at work.
you left him a drunk voicemail of you singing speechless by lady gaga balling your eyes out
Whatever. It was high school. Back then I'd blow anyone who had enough room between their chest and their steering wheel for my head to fit.
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why did you let me tell everyone that you can get herpes from the ice luge and then let me do the ice luge?
somehow I feel like "adventures with cocaine and molly" wouldn't be an appropriate "How I Spent My Spring Break" essay topic.
I can't find a song to express how gay I'm feeling.
pretty sure I blew his mind with the sex last night. He repaid me with a five minute conversation about power rangers.
She left you responsible for her guinea pig for what, 3 hours? And it somehow died under your care? I will no longer trust you with so much as a beer.
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He isn't understanding any of my Fetty Wap references. He may not be a keeper after all.
I legitimately just had to leave work because I am too hungover. The front office ladies keep making fun of me.
What does "mood AF" mean?
Mood as fuck.
Why did you comment that on a video of a gorilla throwing its own shit?
He was eating me out on a picnic table on the frame lake trail and right after I came, a group of hikers walked around the corner. Stood up just in time
And this is one of the many reasons why you need a car.
THREE MINUTES! THREE MINUTES PAST MIDNIGHT I STSRT HEARING CHRISTMAS MUSIC ON THE OVERHEAD PA SYSTEM!!!
Wakes up in a cold sweat at 3am, 136 unread messages and the preview on the notification is "I JUST GOT TO THE INCEST PART"
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