she uses ice cubes and hums anything I want. Last night was Welcome to the jungle. it wasnt lost on me shes a puma. no shame in that 30+ game.
He was so confused why there was a string hanging out of my vagina.
We George Forman grilled some girls phone last night.
his pokemon pajamas? the fact that he was proud of the stretchmarks on his arms? or finding out he has a daughter that went to high school with us? ...you tell me what was the dealbreaker
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So it turns out there are pros and cons to having a broken wrist. Pro: I can give amazing blowjobs with my left hand. Con: I just had to open a packet of crisps with scissors.
Fuck. These are the symptoms I had when I was pregnant. This could be bad.
Tomorrow morning i will black in to find a christmas tree in my room that i dont remember how i got. I love college
It looks like sephora exploded on his dick, so i assumed I was the second girl that gave him head that night.
She literally just cut half her hair off because she's tired of asking someone to hold it back when shes drunk and puking.
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Only you two could pull off a partner swap with honeymooners
How are you getting in?
I know some influential drag queens
It would have been nice to break the dry spell with nice, civilized, sober sex somewhere other than on my friend's couch.
Currently doing the walk of shame out of some random girls house with my boyfriend. Talk about relationship goals.
you know my pussy doesn't know between good and evil
Jus pulled over and stole. Corn out of a. Field. ... get on my level
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