found out what b.m.t stands for.
what did you think?
bread, meat, tomatoes, but then i realized that could be practically any sub.
There's something fitting about a hot in-car interracial makeout to the tune of 'healing the world.' RIP Mike.
You were face down, at your computer, surrounded by beer bottles listening a bagpipes version of amazing grace.
Now that the olympics are over we have no excuse for getting belligerently drunk for nationalism every night.
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i don't even want to say how many boners i've caused this week
Would you be offended if I asked you to smoke a blunt with me while I pooped?
We ended up sleeping in the emergency room for safety (you know, well lit, cameras..) and then an ambulance drove us to the train station around 4am. great last night in australia.
He gave me an orgasm before we even reached 2nd base, everything he did in high school is irrelevant.
I just spent 10 min explaining to my mom how orange is a strange color. I think she knows
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My dad is so drunk he attempted to ride my two year old cousin's tricycle. For a solid five minutes.
soo...what's the appropriate way to ask to come over and take your S&M lingerie out of your ex's apartment? big weekend planned, kinda need it.
Can you think of a sexual word rhyming with snorkel?
Currently playing charity bingo with coworkers so if u were ever gonna send a dick pic now is the time
I couldn't find my hair brush so I just brushed my hair with a cat brush. I should not be dating.
So unofficially, he told me he deleted tinder because of me. I think that's a pretty romantic gesture in 2018.
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