Help. Asians are flirting in front of me(773): They speak asian
I cont stop tolking in a british axsent
So you honestly dont remember putting honey in your bong? You kept talking about how you wanted to become a bee and fly
he's a bartender at a gay strip club. maybe he can work his magic. with getting u in, not gay magic.
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I've also hijacked your can opener. Sadly not for the same sexual reason as the muddler.
found a cell phone. in the freezer. wrapped in bologna. explain?
Umm, ya, half our class is sitting in starbucks passing around flasks. Yes, flasks. Plural. Going to join them, we're all giving oral presentations in 20. Go hard or go home.
He can spot Burberry from half a bar away. He's not into vag
Quote of the night award goes to my father "I like wearing my swim trunks around the house because they are cooler and more blousy for my balls". Yay dad
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What happened to the good old days when we whispered the words beer pong and people came running?
He's basically me if I was an 8-yr-old boy. It's like looking into a pudgy terrifying mirror
if you fuck our toilet off the wall again, i'm going to be so mad.
All i really remember is meeting this guy dressed as jesus and i kept taking his wine and saying "the body of christ!"
I also woke up in my friends room to 3 girls and a naked boy on the floor but thats besides the point
Somehow his homemade liquor activated memories of my semester abroad three years ago. I ended up yelling random medical advice in German, while my roommates played dress-up with the cat stoned out of their minds. I consequently gave up on dating. Back in the ONS game.
Should I apologize to him for saying I wanted to punch him in the face as I was digging through the trash?
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