He lets me throw up in him even if i do it mistakeily- erica talking about the toilet
The highlight of my Saturday night was singing along to the sound of music alone in my room.
there's a guy on campus handing out business cards. you pay him to see if your girlfriend will cheat. the company name is "tying up loose ends"
She threw up a whole curly fry. A. WHOLE. CURLY. FRY.
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Played "Which Couple Will Take Me Home Tonight" at the bar last night... I can now cross three-some off my bucket list
She opened a beer bottle with her armpit and then gave me a cigarette from the waistband of her underwear. I dont know if I want to be her or marry her.
Get caught with marijuana. Cop takes piece. Buy new bong. Circle of fun.
Alright. I will breast feed the first person to get here.
I think we've had way too many heart to hearts in the Mc Donalds parking lot for this to be a healthy relationship
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I'm convinced my penis is the only thing holding this relationship together.
Me and tommy were trying to figure out why our printer was jammed, found a condom stuck in the paper slot. #collegeprobs
Thank you for the legal advice. I hope I can pay you in blow jobs.
So you called me the queen of nudes yesterday and I'm still not sure how I feel about it
Also, you fell asleep with you hand on and around my cock last night.
Its because she suspects I'm a frequent drug user, which I am, but I am going to make her feel like she is crazy for believing it.
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