my mom just informed me my dog smells like cum
Can't remember why I called but it definitely had something to do with Lou Bega
i think i want to fuck a midget just to see how difficult it would be
hows the new call of duty?
I only had sex with the game case so far, but that part was awesome.
Restaurants Roasting People Who Gave Them Negative Yelp Reviews (25 Pics)
do people in england often walk their sheep on leashes? or is this guy the exception to the rule?
Then she opened the door and pitched the dead squirrel out, yelling "TELL THE OTHERS WHAT YOU SAW"
you described his penis as a "portable fishing pole"
You are number one in my heart. But in the dick Olympics you're disqualified.
I also like to call Halloween "Mystery Fuck Day"
Woman Posts Harassing DMs From Creep Online, Now He’s Upset Because People Told His Mom
You don't know how badly I want to just hold you as a soup spoon holds a bisque
I SHITYOUNOT DAN JUST PUNCHED A DEER IN THE FACE. MID LEAP.
Well, if worst comes to worst, I have pictures of his penis that I can put on the internet
I just masturbated at work... Don't know why but I thought you should know
I passed up getting laid last night. It's almost been a YEAR - what the Hell was I thinking, being so choosy??
There’s nothing that says motivation more than watching these little geniuses on Kids Baking Championship New Year’s Day. I’m ready to fuck shit up this year.
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