oh but the power of the cock will take you to places you never been..i flew to hawaii once to sleep witha chick
This is the last pregnancy scare i've had since i was 12 and i thought you could get pregnant from masturbating.
I'm not sure what happened last night but I woke up next to him and I was wearing nothing but my grandpa's diabetic socks, so I'm letting that fill in the blanks.
We're having a serious conversation and I just responded to something he said with an emoticon. I am so baked.
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Rick Santorum just suspended his campaign. Lets celebrate by watching gay pornography together.
So would it be tacky to offer my services as a future attorney as an engagement gift for her?
It's raining beautiful colors and I don't know what the fuck is going on
your body is your temple. do you really want a bunch of dicks in your temple?
He sent me a text from across the party that said "your sexy." I just couldn't.
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We got a noise complaint for vacuuming too much but not for getting really high and yelling about peanut butter
There are regrets.. and there are RAGRETS
Dude I woke up with a handprint shaped bruise on my ass, a pong ball in my cleavage, and somebody else's gold chain around my neck. Who's house am I in?
Kinda. I got kicked outta the bar, and then incited a riot until the cops came and I bailed
I feel like you should store your weed in something that suits your personality. For example mines in a hollowed out disney princess book.
Your mom asked you why you had bite marks all over your arms and you answered her by yelling "I HAD A SIESTA!"
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