I am doing a scientific study and i need a brief description of the underpants you are wearing
Buying beer for freshmen. No matter what they ask for, I'm getting them Colt 45.
nothing can go wrong this weekend. $1500 to spend. i have options for hookups every night. my backup plans have backup plans
Turns out vomit takes off spray tan.
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The tent wall coming unstaked in the wind and hitting me in the face really sobered me up
In line at the grocery store. The girl ahead of me is in a wetsuit and just bought 3 cases of beer and a bottle of vodka. I want to go where she's going...
HE HAS A CHODE. LIFE IS NOT GOING TO BE EASY FOR HIM.
I have a meeting at work in an hour, I'm so hungover going outside is NOT happening there are roads and shit I'll totally get myself killed.
tequilla shots with my grandparents? christmas visiting just got so much better
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HEY. That drawer full of booze in my dorm room also has aspirin and Tums in it. So don't tell me I don't care about health.
you know i have almost 1500 fb friends but not ONE drunk booty call?
Random boy motorboated me, handed me a business card congratulating me on my motorboat, winked and walked out with some other girl
Find him and marry him.
He told me he loved me and I told him I shit myself
sorry i was ignoring you last night i accidentally did a bunch of pcp and thought i was inside tron
That awkward moment when you were so fucking drunk lastnight that you and your fuck buddy wake up wearing eachother's clothing covered in hot cheetos with his cat curled up between your heads meowing. Thought you'd appreciate this moment with me.
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