Saw 2 former students outside gas station. gave me money to buy 2 12 packs, asked if I wanted to go to their party.
I told them I had a gf and took one of the 12 packs. Come over.
Texas should really raise its teaching standards.
we were doing it doggy-style and i felt him pop that pimple on my back.I have mixed feelings about it
after I pulled back my foreskin she said, "cool like a transformer". I really like her now.
Are my feet made of real feet?
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we aren't going to have kids. there's a 50% chance that they would look like him. not worth the risk
I wonder if they have a "21st birthday" section in the hospital..
I should put together a new mom basket for her. It would have diapers, vodka, ambien, and tissues for when she cries about her wasted youth.
if i ever get hit by a car or something and become paralyzed promise me youll still be here to hand feed me shots and light my bowls please
Bought asot tix too. After Saturday I'm gonna be reborn like Jesus and no drugs until edc
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It's all a blur. I just remember holding some strangers baby
Yah. Thai people are way too trusting
Duuuude someone spilled hot sauce all over the floor and trailing outside wtf
OH GOD IT'S BLOOD. THIS IS ALOT OF BLOOD.
Once again being low on toilet paper is forcing us into another round of our favorite game - toilet paper roulette - where there can only be 1 winner. Maybe.
the amount of 23-year-old guys who have seen me naked is starting to get a little worrying
I fell into a police barricade, a cop helped me up and asked if I've been drinking. I just looked at him and said "dude.." He proceeded to take out his handcuffs
I WILL go to space. And if we find aliens I WILL fuck one. It’s the Marine Corps way
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