I think getting shot is the thing to do in Brooklyn
i just peed out my two story window using my cell phone as a flashlight . hope the neighbors didnt see
all i know is that they all tuched my pee cup last night.
you know you were way too high when you wake up next to a handwritten list of all the things you'd do for a Klondike bar
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The only reason anyone found out he threw up is because everyone heard it sizzle the bonfire out.
NC is no longer selling 190 proof Everclear. We are officially no longer the greatest state.
I seriously might throw up right now. In class. Sunglasses on. I'm getting too old for this.
He legit pounded my cooking wine, because he was to cheap to buy beer. He is so not getting any.
Playing basket ball at the park with random people that showed up at 1am. the division of teams is based on what drugs people are on
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It all boils down to, who else do we know that is willing to buy our friendship?
Yeah dude. They were so drunk they actually drank the pool water. Which I'm pretty sure will kill them. My parents chlorine the shit out of that thing cuz they know how much sex my brothers have in it
He fucking took my shirt off and didn't even touch my boobs. What the actual fuck.
Apparently I drunkenly agreed to help the homeless. For once, I'm not disappointed in drunk me. Four for you, drunk self. You go, drunk self!
If there was a gecko involved in your BDSM I'm gonna have to request that not happen when we live together ;)
How is someone going to pee on the floor two days in a row? Fuck this place.
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