plz talk dirty to me
you might want to delete the history when you're done using the computer at work. did you ever find out what the white balls in your throat were?
i googled "where to have sex in disneyland." i found nothing.
Sam Adams makes it so easy to keep track of the seasons.
Restaurants Roasting People Who Gave Them Negative Yelp Reviews (25 Pics)
I'm cheering for the colts this year. I basically have to since my fake says i'm from indianapolis
you will always have a special place in my vag
Totally just grabbed the wrong dick. Damn this tequila.
So fucking hammered. Is this all spelled right? I'm holding it up to my eye. I am on a boulder. I feel like an owl
I WILL PAPERCUT YOUR URETHRA YOU DO NOT STEAL A MANS SECOND BIG MAC
Woman Posts Harassing DMs From Creep Online, Now He’s Upset Because People Told His Mom
We don't know where he is but he left his pants and what appears to be a tooth here so he's gotta come back sometime
JUST DENIED A NEW YEARS KISS BECAUSE HE WAS A COWBOYS FAN.
I ate too many pot brownies and passed out topless with my boobs painted like the American flag
I WANT BLOOD. HERS. I WILL DYE A FABULOUS PAIR OF SUEDE PUMPS RED WITH HER BLOOD.
B. I found a note on my phone and all it says is 'Fuck yeah im a racecar'
hey can you come unlock the basement door? I'm trapped in here.
no I can't, you're a safety hazard. but, there's a beer keg down there somewhere. we don't have cups, but help yourself.
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