i'm at sigma nu and gary is here. what do it do?
Stay away from his face.
so i go for his dick?
Is it wrong to want to cut a hole in the Tigger suit so I can molest you while I wear it?
the chair was smiling at me in sociology and i had to try not to burst out laughing.
So i just got diagnosed with swine flu. im at walgreens looking like shit and this guy keeps staring at me. Im so gonna cough in his face.
well, dont
I didnt. i just coughed then looked at him menacingly. he got it.
Restaurants Roasting People Who Gave Them Negative Yelp Reviews (25 Pics)
you just stood there spinning and got mad if anyone tried to stop you
How do you feel?
Like the devil himself shit me out, baked me into a pie, ate the pie, and shit me out again.
sounds like it. if it makes you feel better i blew up a $75000 farm tractor last night.
We may have picked the wrong resort. Brenna and I have already been propositioned for swinging twice and we've only been here 3 hours
It'll be a romanticized airport meeting until I'm judged for sitting on his face in the terminal
Woman Posts Harassing DMs From Creep Online, Now He’s Upset Because People Told His Mom
I think I need a restraining order. I had 15 "selfies" of him on my camera roll......my phone has a lock code on it.
Ordered a pizza stoned. The guy handed me my pizza and I tried to pay him by handing him back the pizza.
Hey can you send me a pic of your breast with a peace sign in the photo? I'm trying to win a scavenger hunt contest. Thanks so much
Do me a favor and scream dirty things at him in a polite sexy, come hither way
Remember, I smoked so you wouldn't have to. I'm like the Jesus of Marijuana.
all I remember is them saying he had a big dick and the next thing I know I’m leaving with him
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