i dont know whats so great about being respectable.
Dude, the women on the view have some valid arguments
You know how I know you're gay?
We were just about to get down to business and shes like oh the olympics! and jumped up and turned on the tv. cockblocked by freestyle skiing. seriously?
Who won mens moguls?
That canadian guy... bilodeau... but you're missing the point, dude.
i really wish i had a remote for my computer. its all the way on my bed while im across the hall puking my brains out to enya. not cool.
Restaurants Roasting People Who Gave Them Negative Yelp Reviews (25 Pics)
What?? I'm covered in blood at the hospital, I atleast deserve a pic of someones boobs
im so poor im using the bottom of my laptop to heat my food.
Ask if he wants his tooth back. It's in the freezer. In the box of hotpockets.
It's been two days. My balls feel like watermelons.
She went home with him because he works at Jimmy John's and his car "smelled like meat"
Woman Posts Harassing DMs From Creep Online, Now He’s Upset Because People Told His Mom
If she were to ever cheat on her husband, I'm positive I'm the the go to guy. Which flatters me and weirds me out at the same time.
we are blowing up condoms and making balloons and we’re drunk on the floor. You could have come to school here
Just out of curiosity. Did you wait until my fb picture was well liked by others before liking it so people won't know we're fucking?
At some point during thanksgiving the image of me pooping on ur moms chest will come to you. Your welcome!
So my mind was like YOU ARE TOTALLY GONNA MAKE IT TO CLASS TODAY but then my body was all LOL NO YOU AIN'T.
Donated a pint of blood at 6 and pub crawl started at 7. Thank your lucky stars I'm still alive today.
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