Hope the move went well! I'll miss you!
you are a cunt and I hated living with you and your skeezy boyfriend.Just thought I'd get that out there.
it took everything i had not to yell out "your name means death in german!"
It sucks..Now I'm depressed because appearence wise, she's the closest to my favorite pornstar I'll ever get..
He texted me for a bootycall at 2:00am so I rolled outta bed and shaved my legs but then he decided he wasn't coming over...he lost his bootycall privileges
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WHAT DO YOU MEAN I DIDN'T APOLOGIZE? THERE WAS A PEACE OFFERING MADE VIA TACO BELL.
could you please tell me why you thought vodka soaked band aids were a good idea?
Trying to convince myself that everyone keeps staring at me because I'm pretty and not because of my hickies.
Wednesday is my day of reflection and making my dick and balls into shapes. So i'll be pretty busy.
Your "dubstep at ceilis" resulted in a random naked guy busting into my room and peeing all over my bathroom
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My mom just walked in and saw a picture of his penis. She then asked me "Do you even have a cervix left?!" I don't know what to feel anymore HA
Yeah well that's a good thing right? Like mothers approval? Kinda like a Fathers blessing but. . . better?
We were sad, then we got horny, and then we needed some ranch
So pro tip. do not order drugs from india and then assume you know your tolerance level.
The medical term is prolapsed anal walls if you want to look into it with dignity.
He put rainforest music on before we had sex I felt like I was in the Amazon
And a hot pocket after we fucked. Heaven.
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