would you ever date a girl who drove an 89 Chrysler LeBaron? - for the record it's a convertable
By the grace of god and the ingenuity of Alexander Graham Bell, this text message is made possibe: YOU ARE A WHORE
i distinctly remember leaping through the apartment to rescue the clam chowder burning in the kitchen
I just realized that two weekends in a row we ended up in a bathroom with two different boys asking us for a threesome. does this happen to everyone?
Restaurants Roasting People Who Gave Them Negative Yelp Reviews (25 Pics)
ummm i just drove by ur house and ur passed out on the porch. please call me when u get this
They tried. Someone started to yell beer shower but he spun around and punched them in the mouth before they even finished saying beer. He's a fast little drunk.
It was one of those "wake up holding a random metal flower" kind of nights.
we played a my little pint drinking game. It was awesome.
I can't feel my tongue. And that means go. Green means go. And you know what Barney says. Green means go and woah means no. DRIIIIINKK
Woman Posts Harassing DMs From Creep Online, Now He’s Upset Because People Told His Mom
Welp, I can cross "making out with a guy in a dress" off my bucket list...
You know you're stoned when you tell your dog you're stoned only to realise he's not in the pickup
I just lost my handcuff virginity and not in the sexy way.
I cannot pick him out of a line up. I remember he is blonde and his half flaccid dick looks like gonzo. So unless he pulls down his pants I don't know who he is
You would be successful and sober without me. you can't turn your bakon me now
Keep two things coming: nudes and puppy pictures
Randomize