so she asking me "is it okay to have dangling labias?"
she took out her dip, threw up, and put it back in. it was like a scene from Nick and Nora's trip to the trailer park.
i wish semen tasted like chocolate
I just saw a dude get out of an ambulance with nothing but wallabees on
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Apparently I climbed into a dryer last night and refused to leave... There are pictures to prove it
my momz letting me make the christmas card in photoshop
so that means christmas in space?
imma make our dead cats ghosts like obi wan kenobi
You dislocated his arm and then bought him two shots to numb the pain while you pushed it back in
at least if we puke, we will be surrounded by beautiful, non-judgemental trees.
Last night, I accomplished the impossible. I pissed while riding my bicycle home without pissing all over myself. My Dutch friends gave me a round of applause and said I was now the king of holland.
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Rehydrating your liver back to life is never a good idea.
This stupid maranara sauce stain sucks. It keeps distracting me and it looks like I'm staring at my tits.
A seagull just tried to steal my cellphone
I'm sorry I couldn't bail you out, apparenty they dont take credit cards over the phone. Did you at least make any friends in jail?
Get to the bar now. Ryan is single again and every skank on campus that has heard story about his dick is circling like a shark. A cock hungry shark
It was platonic naked porno viewing, I swear.
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