I want you to know that wearing office supplies as jewelry results in waking up with the wrong roommate. Also, strip clubs and vodka don't mix.
this kid in class is playing minesweeper and just slammed the desk because he lost. thank god were normal.
It was like she tried to cover up all the weight she gained with a fake tan...
Call me when you get up. This hang-over is like dismantling a bomb: I need someone to talk me through it.
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There's a girl in the bathroom crying about something having to do with cream cheese.
OMG IM A TIGER AND I LOVE ROARING
you were like "guys ... i think i got fingered while dancing tonight"
our poor poor cab driver
All i remember is you yelling at a stop sign and the rest is a blur
Let's go one conversation without mentioning cats or alcohol someday.
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Then he said,"I love you like a sister I like to have sex with."
don't worry, i'm not mad. i'm just angry. and furious. and about to set your ass on fire.
Fun fact: nipples work on touch screens. Tell your friends :)
21st birthday weekend in Vegas has concluded and all I'm missing is my underwear and 'Contacts' icon on my phone home screen.
Jesus better clutch that motherfucking wheel, then.
I'M NOT PUTTING MY TRUST IN JESUS! I'M PUTTING MY TRUST IN YOU!
You should not be involved with someone who smells like that. Because that smell seriously does not go away. Even if you can't actually smell it at any given point, it will still haunt you
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