You know you want to come over later
1:27a: Um no
1:45a: Maybe
2:05a: Probably
2:38a: I'm outside, let me in
You do realize the lyrics aren't "hold me close TONY DANZA" right?
You can't be serious.
Was it cool?
About as cool as only getting a handjob on your honeymoon.
You named all of the cocktail shrimps and then tackled a guy for "eating Henry"
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Ya know, in a round about way coinstar is just a glorified vending machine for all my bad choices.
So how many licks to the face does it take to get kicked out of the bar?
Drag queen told me that I have the cheek bones to do drag. That's supposed to boost my moral.
Think of this as an opportunity. Like Jesus just opened up his closet, and inside is an endless supply of huge, beautiful cock.
He is sitting on the foor in the soup aisle saying "to each their own soup"
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xanax give me strength to not ask where we stand with booty calls
The fact that we all screamed by Felicia to a bitch actually named Felicia will be a highlight of my life
National champion athletes like gay butt sex, too. I'm just here to help them out.
Taking care of drunk people fulfills my need to be a mother
RESIST THE DICK
thats like telling me to resist drinking water. impossible.
Damn, I just did coke with a dude in a bathroom and after he took his dick out right in front of me and took a piss. What a power move.
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