so i decided not to tell her that her fiance is cheating since i already bought the bridesmaid dess
my coke dealer is running a Black Friday special
It was like a secret agent hookup. No names, swift execution, get in- get out.
I took it to a new level. I'm procrastinating taking my adderall. Hate finals week.
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the last thing i remember is inserting the sippy stray into the jack daniel's.
that's what penises do
they tell lies.
I just found a babydoll head in my sink where we ripped it off and did shots out of it.
WHERE ARE MY FUCKING EYEBROWS?!
Had a drag queen carry me to the car. So I'm told...
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Snorting lines of xanex off the back of my grandparents toilet before church. Thinking of u.
he payed over $300 just to break into the hotel pool and skinny dip alone for 5 minutes and then peace in a cab. and all he had to say for himself was "gotta go swimming, gotta live life"
where do u find these people!?
Tip of the day: Don't ever send a bootycxall at 3 in aftnoon. No one will respond n u'll just feel fooolish.
I'm not even mad. I was just trying to get a boner, you're the one that had to see that
I can't believe i just offerred a guy a burrito and head, and got turned down. Officially celibate now.
What happened last night? I just woke up and there's like 15 mcflurry cups on the floor
You don't remember stealing them?
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