You dropped me off at the wrong girl's house.
There's no such thing as a "wrong girl" make it happen.
alright see you in the morning.
she looked like the before picture.
Two kids are drinking pounders in class. I think I'm hanging out with the wrong group of friends.
I woke up face down on my laptop with three windows open: itunes, chat roulette and redtube
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Whoa, Gary Coleman died
Whatchu talkin bout?!?!
Too soon.
It starts with an S and ends with arah just gave me a bj.
Facebook stalking a girl from Germany is harder then you think.you have to copy and paste all this shit into freetranslations.com then try and piece together an awkward sentence. If only I could put this energy into something productive.
I'm going to see if it catches on fire again, then I'll make the decision.
It looks like someone bombed the living room with his and your clothes, bra, packing peanuts, nerf gun and ammo, rc helicopter, leftover chinese food and a leather paddle.
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I was so intoxicated last night I was giving out my real name and number ugh.
I don't know what's more sad. The fact that I'm genuinely impressed about being sober for a whole 3 days or the fact that I want to get wasted in celebration.
8 stitches. Next time I decide to twerk while doing a keg stand, stop me.
You can say goodbye to our security deposit.
Already? What he do?
Opened a bag of topsoil at the party and spread it all over the living room. TOPSOIL!
Hhhaaa He said Peanutburter disinfect lol. Like peanut butter can disinfect stuff. None of those guys are safe
I do have a moral compass! I can’t help it if it only points at penises
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