My boss just told me $1,000 at a six hour event wouldn't be worth her time. She makes $70k a yr. and apparently never learned multiplication.
how do I set my phone to only ring when I'm asleep when sex is certain?
turns out gay frats are just like normal frats, only with more v-necks
As gay men are we obligated to learn the Single Ladies dance.
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you thought you were invisible so you started narrating your actions.
You tried to tell me you weren't high while you were eating French onion dip out of the jar with a spoon
on of the only things i remember was the security guard told me i was too drunk for laser tag.
It wasn't good. I can tell by the way he fucks me he watched too much porn
we're decorating our christmas cookies with birth control. so pretty.
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All my money is going towards making my vagina hairless
Worth it.
I'm going to be an 8 year old girl down there foreverrrr #fountainofyouth
I tried to smoke out of half a banana, and lit my nose hair on fire. So I feel like that sums up my life pretty well.
No. Nooooo. No way. She looked like Amanda Bynes. The recent one not the one from All That.
I will have you know I turned Latino David Arquette down for sex because he's married. Total. Moral. Victory.
Flo's in town, ain't she.
My parents are now taking hits off a joint. Thank you.
You said the best orgasm you ever had, you gave to yourself. your boyfriend looked really disappointed. so did half the room.
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