She said so on her MySpace, so it's gotta be true.
as veruca salt said, "i want it now!"
uhh im not your indulgent father, stoned and im in the middle of making tacos. right now, tacos win
we were wasted and he didn't have a condom so he called the front desk and asked for one. They didn't "officially" have them but the night manager happened to have one in his wallet. He brought it to the room with two mints.
she said she's never had and orgasm AND she's a cubs fan...ouch.
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I told him i wanted to be exclusively cheating with him
We just made a drinking game out of our chemistry review. This might explain my chemistry grade.
Hey. Be honored that I consider you the genital expert. I know alot of candidates for the position.
we are still finding bottels filled with his pee. tom almost drank the one in the frig
I approve. Last time I was there, I left E's room to get a drink of water. Found M sitting on the kitchen counter in his boxers hammered and eating a banana. He proceeded to feed me the rest of his banana then went to bed with the lights on. You two will be great.
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There was a point where you were singing "Friends in Low Places" to yourself while Juicy J was playing so I got worried.
I want to but I can't have a boner while doing a install and working with a customer
My ex's girlfriend just invited me clubbing. Guess who won the breakup?
Decisions were made. The quality of them will be judged tomorrow
You ran the halls of the dorm naked handing out condoms. You were the sex fairy. Best you can do if you're not getting laid.
I know you would never do it--but if I ever walk into your house and find a "live love laugh" ANYTHING, I will commit you to an asylum. If it is a vinyl decal adhered to the wall, I will just smother you myself.
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