There needs to be a term for a female version of a rusty trombone
Seriously he's so hot. And it's so hard to flirt with a deaf guy
Well its kinda hard to gift wrap an orgasm
Dick in a box?
You grinded on me in Jimmy johns to a madonna song.
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sick fucks of a feather flock together
Its official vodka lemonade jager and whiskey with coorslight is a bad combination of try to forget the work week cocktail ps bring alkaseltzer
After he finished he proceeded to check my boobs for breast cancer.
I worked so hard to shave everything last night. EVERYTHING. He WILL be answering my phone calls. Otherwise he's passing up awesome random birthday sex.
There are only four things in life that are certain. 1 Death, 2 Taxes, 3 The wu tang clan aint nothin to fuck with, and 4 you will never be more important than taco bell
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You can't just beat off while driving someone else's car. Thats a rule
Thats your rule and this car is nice
Saw my drug dealer at Easter mass with his family so that was weird
STOP PUTTING BUTTER ON MY FUCKING CAT
I'm trying to blow this guy down here can you please get my husband out of the house.
We hotboxed his bathroom. going to be a good night
Hotbox went wrong - smoke sets off fire alarm. Firefighters coming
I love you so much and not just because your dick is perfect
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