i was just at lovers lane looking for gifts for a bachelorette party.....with my mom
Remember when I use to call my dick 'the pendulum'
wtf?
It is now the artist formerly known as 'insideyourgirlfriend'
Saw a pregnant woman get a lap dance last night. I love the south.
how drunk was i? i pretended i was getting a blowjob from a fuckin dolphin in front of my dad. thats how drunk i was.
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The only good thing about ohio is that i can get 2 half gallons of soco for 40 bucks
Roller skating + drunkeness + peeing = mess
He sent me a picture of his dick with a cowboy hat on it.
His and hers buttplugs were a resounding success. Tru luv
I think I just smoked a piece of your foot. Were u picking your feet by the weed?
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have you ever seen all dogs go to heaven this is important
We're living together and you don't know if I've seen Titanic?!
yeah, I'm getting gagged by the cock of fate
"Like what guy would respond to 'let's fuck. I've got bagels'??"
so like what it comes down to is do I wanna look like a boss ass bitch or do I wanna masturbate.
I'd climb him like a horny MILF spider monkey.
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