I just watched a guy get turned down by a prostitute
Dude dan is so baked he taped his remote to the futon so he couldn't lose it again. Come over here
They were picking gravel out of my face for an hour. I think I took more out of the road than the road did of me.
Barfights against pavement aren't genrally won by people. Props.
This santa hat i wore to the bar, served it's dual purpose as a vomit bag.
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He just asked me if he's allowed to flirt with me. That's how whipped he is.
It's a pretty amazing thing to watch... He used "Rad tits" as his pick up line of the night. And it worked... 3 times
I can already see the regret in her eyes. Amazing night. This city rules.
she shotgunned a can of v8, threw the can on the ground and said, "fuck bitches get money" then passed out on the spot
And dildos are 35% off. So. Ya know. Savings.
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Quick question: is it impolite to pause sex to put on my knee brace?
You better be making out with him cause we're sitting here with this awkward british girl watching videos of goats singing maroon five
We just weren't working out together, on a completely unrelated note some guy that i talked to on his grinder account said i could crash at his place
I envy your ninja level of don't give a fuck
oh my god. picked the worst day ever to not wear underwear...
I'm just gonna stop you right there because there is, in fact, no such thing.
I feel as if I need Plan B just being in the same room as them for more than 5 minutes.
I realized it was late, and he was my brother in humanity and another incarnation of my own life force and consciousness, so I regained control of myself, thanked him for helping me, and went home.
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