What happened to our ballroom dancing plans
Driving out to Plano is like driving away from your twenties
I swear I am going to pee, wipe my vag with my hand, and then slap you in the face with it.
Tortellini makes me feel like I'm eating hundreds of little vaginas
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Just had a thought: were the sirens on when we were in the ambulance?
this just proves how much faith i have in "us".. what should we be for halloween..?
And you will no longer be getting a thank you note from my vagina
So how was your new years? Did u ride a horse at 3am in zero degree weather? Because I sure did
Oh, and apparently I was butt ass naked and walked into the room where anna was skyping her dude in afghanistan and said "This is happening."
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PUT YOUR FRESHLY SHAVED MEXICAN POON ON THAT BEARD. NOW.
Breaking news: when you're gone every towel is a dick towel
while giving me head, she stopped, looked up at me smiling and said "ill never be able to look at bananas the same way again" and then went back to work.
Only in the emergency room do they shut the door when youre laughing too hard
Sorry I bailed on you yesterday. I was propositioned.
And you don't turn down margaritas and oral.
These business classes have improved my drug business ten fold
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