plz talk dirty to me
How long until YT realizes that it's a man?
Only you would think wine and coffee was an acceptable finals study time mix
Dude, I went home and roller-bladed into her bedroom so I didn't have a 'walk' or shame in the morning..I wouldn't talk to her unless she refereed to me as Brink
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Safe to say I relapsed into my old chatroulette drunk flashing days.
I just woke up in bed, rolled over, and found a whole pizza.
this is the second day in a row.
Oh. Yeah. It's the same pizza then.
Post walk of shame: realized the underwear I put on when I left was another girl's underwear.... woof
The fun I thought I would be having now when I was six is vastly different from what I am currently doing. Hurraaay sex and vicodin.
I told you, she may have multiple personality disorder, but like in the most upbeat way possible.
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I found dried jizz from last night on my leg while feeding an infant a bottle. I am not fit to care for children
Well statistically J has a 1 in 3 chance of hospitalization when downtown
And a 3 for 3 for disapeearing
Ya know, one would think a restraining order would keep me from fucking my ex.
The party pretty much ended once she shit on the couch
When I planned out my evening, "co-author lesbian vampire erotica" was not anywhere on my list of expected activities.
Me neither, but hey, this is where we've ended up. Let's embrace the moment.
Is it acceptable to respond to a declaration of love with 'and I love your dick'? Asking for a friend who shares a name and possibly a phone number with me. Entirely coincidental.
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