I kiss like a newly born barfing kangaroo
She gave him a lap dance on the glass table. You can guess how that ended
Ok so now that we've actually had sex do I get the last name or are u really witness protection status?
This is most sickening thing I've ever seen, and I threw up my body weight in jello shots on my birthday.
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Listen I know you hate her for what she did but this is getting our of hand. Please please tell me where you hid her wedding dress.
But you've got to admit , for how blackout I was I look fucking unreal in those pictures
Going to a professional golf course at 2am to throw the flag poles like javelins
Naked chocolate chip pancake making. I just spilled mix all over the place. My boobs are covered in flour. This is not going well.
I mean, if there was a version of you with a penis, you'd fuck it...right? Like just outta curiosity at least
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I'm not trying to take your husband away from you, but can we have another 3way soon? I'm just desperate for good dick.
Keep in mind this was 2012... YOLO was a very new concept.
I impressed him by taking off my panties without removing my pants.
There is a pool of ranch salad dressing in my purse...I know thats always been something you've wanted to try..so don't even act like you didn't do this.
Dont you look at me in that tone of voice
Just saw 4 of my students at Denny's at 4am on a Tuesday. We all pretended not to see each other, as we are all clearly tipsy and/or stoned. Class is in less than 4 hours. Either i'm getting too old for this shit or they're starting on the road to crazy-town much earlier these days.
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