last night I thought his shirt said yale... but this morning it definitely says old navy.
She was raised with a wonderful home life. I can't do anything with that.
You tried to tip the paramedic for finding you.
Dude, she literally just asked me if her mac'n'cheese makes me horny. I think I found the one.
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that was probably me. ive bitten a lot of people.
Hm, finding a time when my drinking and your real life don't conflict could be difficult
announcing that you were the mayor of bjtown got their attention.
I'd just like to inform all involved that walking into a liquor store holding a milk crate at the beginning of a night as stock ends badly
Just drank an entire bottle of champagne for lunch. It's gonna be that kind of semester.
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We legit stopped the the game so that Jamie and I could throw up in the bushes, and then continue to play intramurals... this is what my life is coming to1
He came over hammered at four in the morning with roses trying to get me back when my new fling opened the door he just stood there crying for 40mins even after we closed the door
I told you being able to play expert on guitar hero would get us laid one day
I once took a shot of lighter fluid.. That's not a secret just a fucked up story
I forgot that I'm high because of how high I am.
I had a good weekend too...although I cried about the dog in a drunken stupor last night...not one of my finest moments, but it's all water under the bridge.
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