That's a really weird place to spoon. Especially if there are more accessible places to spoon. Like a bathtub.
Maybe she got knocked up by accident. I still refuse to believe that anyone actually INTENTIONALLY gets pregnant.
He just slept in my bed for a couple hours and asked lots of questions about gay sex. No, I do not have his number.
I'd like to be considered more than just his fuck buddy thanks. IVE BEEN RISKING PREGNANCY FOR SEVEN GODDAMN MONTHS I DESERVE THE TITLE OF GIRLFRIEND
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You misunderstood me....i wasnt asking and it is not negotiable
You're making this sound more like a hostage situation than a booty call.
I like the odds of his and my children being professional athletes too. To support me in my old age, see I do think about the future.
somebody put my brain in a crown royal bag and beat the shit out of it
Responsibility: Hiding your beer when your DWI clients who are out on bond come to talk to you at bars.
merry christmas to all and to all I give the mystery rash.
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Please root for the ravens. I now have oral sex riding on this and it's been sooooo long
Not much. Some creepy guy on Grindr thinks he knows who I am and where I live. So I sent him to that place with jockstraps and bacon. Hope he has fun.
I'm running on 2 hours of sleep. Just spent 6 minutes staring at the back of my hand thinking: "I don't really know this that well"
I can't believe I'm giving you play by plays of this sexting convo. It's like a three way he doesn't know about.
Please don't tell me that blonde guys name is Matthew I won't be able to fuck a guy with my brothers name
YO CONGRATULATIONS ON YOUR MÉNAGE À TROIS. YOU GO, GLENN COCO
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