exactly what part of this weekend seemed like a good idea?
it took me about 5 minutes before I knew it was in her ass. i thought the first time would be a bit more special
I think my plan to not drink this week was just ruined by my mothers discovery of the chat function on facebook
easter eggs filled with ecstasy. it's what jesus would do.
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we had to stop you from eating moldy cake.. twice.
dude that bald bouncer just did a body shot off of brian and then kicked us out for trying to charge him for it
just mapquested my walk of shame from saturday..bye bye freshman 15
He passed out with the ball in his hand so no one could play beer pong without him.
WHO INVENTED HANGOVERS WHERE ARE MY CLOTHES
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Well you finally jumped into that tree you've always wanted into and some girl gave you an 8.5. You were very happy.
today i was walking through gramercy with a dress bag from David's Bridal and a bag of McDonald's. No guy would make eye contact with me as I scarfed down my fries. I think I was mankind's walking night terror.
Can we discuss your tits for a sec? That melon patch sprung up over night
Why is there a traffic cone in the shower? And did you wash it with my body wash? It smells nice.
Are you saying being a wizard and going to hogwarts wouldn't be life changing, believe in magic you fucking muggle
I knew how high you were when you put a french fry in your mouth and said 'fuck, this tastes like meat but feels blue.'
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