she was wearing a cheetah print one-piece and i slept with her anyway. big mistake.
I just googled how to quit your job and cause a big uproar at the same time....i tell you how tomorrow goes, i'm so excited....
i will never coherently bang her
I was so high last night. I wrote a poem about my salt shaker
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no guy is ever going to take you seriously as a potential marriage prospect unless you learn to swallow
you woulda been proud of me tonight though. i only made out with 2 guys. and in my defense one of them was to get a job after graduation.
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John stretched a condom over his face and tried to puke in it.
Late night whataburger runs are great, except if you're the one that gets left black out drunk puking in the backyard drinking from the water hose
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From the same High Brittany who brought you such thoughts as, "Fuck, am I wearing shoes?" Comes High Brittany on a date! Stay tuned. This will be interesting.
You put your finger on my lips and told me 'the butt is nature's pocket'.
I don't remember that at all, but I stand by what I said
it was like teleporting. everytime i opened my eyes, i was somewhere different... usually the floor.
In bathroom. Hand in air with cell phone. Help.
I found one of those wine glass confetti bits in my ass crack.
And I am bleeding like slutty girl #1 In a horror movie
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