I would kick you in the vagina but I'm afraid I would lose my shoe.
I love the progression of these pictures. I go from cute to Courtney Love
We just got really drunk and bought toilet paper. Successful Monday.
stumble upon led me to how to make wine in prison, followed by wedding dresses. it knows my life too well
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well what she called a "work function" most people call "doing shots with your boss while people throw napkins at you."
just let her blow you already, it's practically animal cruelty at this point.
If you wake up tomorrow and start to wonder.... Yes you did just eat mild sauce from taco bell out of the package while informatively yelling about the loss of my virginity
Third base with a 7ft basketball player last night. Fingers like a champ. I call him Edward Penishands.
You went into the shower with my roommate and cursed him out asking why he was there
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There is this threesome scene that is literally 10 minutes of straight fucking
Omg so it's educational?
People try and tell me I never learn me lesson, well that's a bunch of crap. I asked for Monday off for Superbowl recovery based on my experience last year.
I legit feel like I had sex with Joey Fatone. Is that weird?
lmao he sent me a snapped but i'm afraid to open.
i think i have dick pic PTSD.
I can feel the shame as I walk down your hallway.. good night
I think my dick has healed enough that we can start having sex again
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