I'm not ready for the Pike bikes to move back in to town it was wonderful seeing that sorority house empty all summer
... I'm KD
We got so high we made milksteak
he puked in his toast at dennys. after snoopdogg high fived him. couldn't be prouder to be his bro in law.
Oh no I would never do that to her. But when you're single again let me know. Cheating penis is definitely better than single penis. But she has claws.
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They're showing aladdin at the bar my birthday is complete
How would I get in touch with Carly Rae Jepsen if I wanted to thank her for the loss of my virginity?
How do you explain to a guy that he's like a little puppy dog that you play with, but then leave at the shelter to go home to your German Shepard?
And the sky opened up and god said.... "WET T-SHIRT CONTEST!!!!"
We turned a wake into a bar crawl.
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I'm on my way to bail our sister out of jail with our mother's credit card. How old are we??
Hungover on St. Patrick's Day. I did this backwards.
the wedding party just walked in to the song eye of the tiger. i'm getting drunk.
Made it to the top o the stairs ALIVE YES FUCJ YOU GRAVITY
I used to shoot steroids in my ass but for a totally different reason
There is no way entering a gas station bathroom memorializing an alien abduction in rural New Hampshire is a good idea.
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