haha it's okay then, bc he only killed a canadian, they're not real people
my mom walked in on my vaccuming.......i wasnt vaccumming
I wish there was a morning after pill that made you instantly sober
I don't know which is worse: knowing all the free porn websites, or knowing which days they update their free porn.
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It's all fun and games until you throw up hot cheetos in your drawer.
I was about to take him home and fuck his brains out but then the police came and arrested him for the stolen credit card he had been buying me drinks with all night...
The bathroom smells like ribs. What did you do?
Thanks for setting a pic of your balls as my desktop background. You'll find you're cc'ed on the mass email of it.
We get drunk and make out in different places. Is that what love is?
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Until you can top getting paid to have women tell you to check out their ass, my job will remain better than yours
I have weed and a speedo - I don't need anything else.
Last night someone asked you what your favorite color was and you said "bagel."
Ever since we've gotten back together, it's like the ghosts of booty call's past have been hitting me up. Lol.
I love that they love me even though I might not exsist, its kinda like Im God.
i have a lot of questions about the picture quality/lighting/motion/gravity of the balls...
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