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Godddamnit i jsu woke up in oharee. My connecxtion left an hro ago. Thosse flight atttendants can DRinK
so when am I gonna get some from you?
when you dick grows 3 inches
What's the point of being healthy if people still don't want to fuck you?
I think he just gave me the 'I used to fuck your sister' discount
I know I said I was done dating 22 year olds but it's not my fault all the guys my age gave up on life and got fat
The handjob she gave me was better than the best blowjob I've ever gotten.. Just imagine the possibilities.
just got double teamed by two guys I will be on beach patrol with this summer. six months until the season starts and I'm already 'that girl.'
i don't know at this point bringing the fog horn might be a good idea...
When I woke up I had three missed calls from the name 'dream krystals'.... If I remember correctly she was the lady at the drive thru at Krystals and her name was Dream.. She wanted to come to the strip club with us... Do you remember?
I mean, once you get beat with a dildo you can't look at someone the same
Repeat the weekend mantra. "I like boys with teeth, I need boys with teeth, I deserve boys with teeth, I will have boys with teeth".
I know everybody has skeletons in their closet but why are all of mine so slutty?
I do have a life. It just consists of making scarves and chesse straws now
Yea. Some girl set a laundry machine on fire. She's not getting married.
You told the cop you where the star of the Track team and tried to run away. So yeah, i'm not surprised.
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