white trash or talent: driving, 1 hand on the wheel, 1 holding a cell phone & talking & smoking without using hands..in an old beater pickup..
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Vibrating panties would be amazing during this conversation!
BLOW JOB GIRL IS IN WALMART
Some people actually refer to her as Kaitlyn you know.
Dude it was weird. The strippers vagina tasted kind of like your mother's.
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all he has to do is look at me on new years and hes getting laid. thats how hot he is
He tried to write down the address for the cab on half a bagel.
i watched you ride a mechanical penis. nothing is awkward between us anymore.
I'm drugging my best friend. I'm like a whole new level of bitch.
I NEVER left your party last night of anyone asks.
Yeah, I didn't wake up handcuffed to my bed either.
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I'm gonna go drown myself in the shower. Make sure to cover me up before the paramedics arrive. I'm too fat to be seen naked right now.
we have to top last new years. except im not ready for jail. that can wait a couple years
you know she was a bad idea when your mom offers to pay for an eHarmony account
Today is a shit your pants at work kinda day
If you had amazing eyebrows i'd have sex with them.
All I remember is that I was trying to call my wolf pack by howling.
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