i'm 85% sure that if you don't visit me i will do something awkward and potentially dangerous to you in your sleep involving chocolate milk and a sham-wow.
i wish there was an iPhone app that lets you write a TeXt LiKe tHiS
dude...come out of the closet already
I just used a coupon while buying plan B. The pregnant sales clerk nodded in approval.
I have teeth marks. Like distinct upper and lower jaw.
Yeah me too. My shoulder looks rabid.
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Of course I'm hard in the pics. If there's a chance that these pictures will cause a scandal later in my life I at least want my dick to look it's biggest
AND OMG I HOPE YOU ARE GREAT WITH CHILD. COOK THAT BUN!
How was your 8:30 class today?
Non existent. I just threw up in my water bottle on the bus.
He came when he saw that my nipples were pieced
THANK YOU for not letting me make out with that girl omfg I was one step away from a foursome in the handicapped stall
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Wow. Last night.
I knew you were shit blasted when you called me your "sunflower queen"
Also, fucking on half deflated air mattresses is a great full body work out.
You're finding a boat, I'm going to sleep with a guy that lives above a bar and has 24 hour access. We are really nailing this adulting thing
There's tequila in my general area. Please pray for me.
Did I turn a man straight...??
Yes!
I just peed on myself the semester has officially began.
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