i got us presents. or arrested. we shall see!
I wonder sometimes what your vagina thinks about you.
she both took care of me and took advantage of me. it was BEAUTIFUL.
who put toothpaste on EVERY doorknob in my house?!
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I'd feel sorry for him and his injury but it's an inconvenience for my vagina
I hope your sleeping good cuz when u wake up im punching you square in the face
You text him a porn site address and said GOODBYE ... I think he got the hint
Fun fact: I don't want to be an actual functioning adult because why
I'm gonna be the best dressed mother fucker to ever get kicked out of that damn bar.
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Dude. I keep thinking about how I let a man gum my vagina.
So the remote for the camera in the photo booth must have gotten dropped on the floor. while you were in there. having a threesome. on the floor of the room where my parents stay when they visit me. so thanks.
Curing hangovers with more alcohol was a great idea for the first five days
Why don’t they have healthy alcohol yet?
My parents heard a lamp fall and crash and the dogs were barking like crazy so my mom got up to check. she found you peeing in a corner by the tv. And you kept shhhing her.
Starting to realize that fucking everyone I come across isn't the most... "adult"... coping method.
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