he wrote Vegans should suck on cow dick on her wall with permanent marker. thats how he got the black eye
everytime she opens her mouth i wish that i was deaf
I may have just googled Muppet Treasure Island drinking game
the guy was wearing a viagra shirt, i knew what i got myself into.
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i just got yelled at for having sex. this sorority thing is worst than being at home. at least at home they think im still a virgin
I'm at the gas station where we got beef jerky and condoms. The fact that those two are in the same sentence makes me love you more.
You texted me "Americans are sad" and "chicken coop disaster" without any further explanation.
I feel like after that many guys, all of the water in your body is just replaced with pure jizz, honestly.
He ate me out like a beaver on a tree. I've never been so scared in my life
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Was looking through my phone and saw that drunk me took a tit pic in the Denny's bathroom..
So what other shows do you masturbate to? Or is it just friends
She started calling me daddy on the second date and I don't know how to react to that
They're gonna put "is a hoe" on my medical records
Ok well my life just seems more exciting by default because I'm dating my married boss and sexting with my ex
How drunk was I last night?
You tried to unlock a door with your dick. That drunk.
Not the explanation for the cock bruise that I was looking for.
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