C thinks vomiting on the batroom floor = reaon not to party. Lies. Party continues.
lets hang out tonight and do stupid stuff.
Dating you for 6 months was stupid enough. But thanks.
I got oddly confused when she started talking in third person in bed.
theres a boy scout troop on my plane. right now theyre playing wilderness games. let me just tell you how excited i am to hit on all of them
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Just whacked off in the middle of writing a paper, gave me great ideas. Note, should do this more often.
I cant talk about it right now or let you guess, but its something you and i would do. Kinda like that time we had the case of beer and went bowling
You hooked up with minors in a golf cart?
Thank you blackberry messenger, for giving me a way to sext faster and more efficiently
Im sorry for drunkenly throwing your phone into the ocean. At the time it seemed like a good way for you not to text him
We forgot to go back and get the brick YOU WANTED TO BRING INTO THE BAR?
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I have six drafts of messages to you that just say "blood" and I have no idea where they came from.
This whole bra on the outside of my shirt thing is so convenient. It turns my shirt into a pocket to eat Fritos out of. Mmm boobies
It's all good. Going back to my room to try and air out my balls.
Let's get a hotel room this time. I really don't want to sleep in a Dennys parking lot again.
I laid naked in his bed as he brought me an ice cream sandwich so I would say everything worked out great
My apologies. I'll try not to let my dick interfere with official work duties in the future.
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