it sounds like her vocal chords are covered in pudding and rocks. come get me.
I woke up to you singing What Makes You Beautiful and trying to blend an avocado with vodka.
He bought you footie pajamas. Shit's pretty serious.
he's a ginger AND was born with 2 holes in his penis. sleeping with a rare species & I LOVE THE THRILL
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I need to get all the one night tinders in my system before I move back in with my parents
I feel as if some line has been crossed, but only in this vague, WTF sort of way.
I almost forgot to feel shameful, if that answers your question.
I just realized that with the new snapchat update / emoji sticker thing I can now use easily use emojis to cover my boobs in nudes.
I can't tell if this is a hangover or just a perfect combination of shame and regret
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What do I do with all this pork broth? I can't waste it.
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I wonder if Paul and Andy realize how lucky that they are that we're too lazy to start fucking other dudes so we just stick with them
I'm not going out, it's sweat pants and gallon vodka night at my place and I'm the only one on the guest list.
This is because you lost at fooseball isn't it?
To celebrate the holidays this evening, I will be replying “FUCK YOU” to all my spam emails. Can’t tell you how excited I am
I don't know if I'm more disturbed by the fact that you hooked up with a dude with one arm, or that "hook up with a dude with one arm" was on your bucket list.
I know you won't see this for awhile, but I had to tell somebody, and you're like the only person who won't judge me for having an accidental erotic encounter with General Tso's chicken.
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