I've had a Margarita with salt, but I have to say I was impressed by the Stoli and Sprite rimmed with adderall
The plants looked thirsty. Growing plants need mimosas too.
Hes flirting with her via the sauce packets at taco bell....... I have no words
Stayed out til 7 am.... Did u know there's a guy who goes up and down the quad at that hour playing bagpipes?
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I'm pregnant.
The fact that this number is not in my contacts is giving me hope it's a wrong number???
You know it's been a while when you're having to resort to positive conditioning to get women
We need large glitter to throw at people to signify our mystic nature
Fuck their feelings and their drinks they will get hit with sparkly confetti
did you see me getting spanked by that lady cop who was a guy?
We are so blessed to to have nicely shaped vaginas
I thank god almighty everyday
Woman Posts Harassing DMs From Creep Online, Now He’s Upset Because People Told His Mom
I just asked him what would happen if my boobs fought crime. I think I'm cut off.
Waiting on the notification from my fitness pal that tells me I'm an alcoholic
He just used the word frick. Is that a possible red flag?
I just tripped over a but plug that was on the floor. It's 430 in the morning
Girl just left one of the apts upstairs carrying a giant bottle of kahlula and a lunchable.... I feel like we could be friends
I’m torn. She’s crazy - like legitimately “Wear your skin as a suit” crazy. But her blow jobs and dirty talk are Pornhub quality!
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