Saw a Delta Zeta recruitment poster today. On it, somebody added, "All you need is your daddy's credit card and a lack of self-respect."
with her its the mind over matter factor, i dont mind and she dont matter
Is it weird that we showed each other our pussy's and pointed out the good and bad things about each others??
my neighbors garage sale is really cutting into the time of day when i can smoke weed on my deck.
Restaurants Roasting People Who Gave Them Negative Yelp Reviews (25 Pics)
i just got drunk dialed and its 10am. clearly finals are over.
Also, drinking coors light. Fuck that. Fuck that in the fucking face.
HOW DID YOU GET DEPORTED FROM THE BAHAMAS
i ran into my coworkers when i was walking home last night. i was shirtless. i think i gave my shirt to Walter. he's a cat.
im still drunk. birthday week begins.
Malt liquor mondays...better in theory.
Woman Posts Harassing DMs From Creep Online, Now He’s Upset Because People Told His Mom
Well once I told her I had a girlfriend she actually got more aggressive. Then Danielle called me and she saw the pic of the two of us on my phone and immediately said "can my caller I'd pic be me sitting on your face" wtf?
Blocking me on Facebook doesn't change the fact that you've had my penis in my mouth. So there's that.
I mean, except for the part where I was vomiting up pineapple and hot sauce, it was a really fun time.
We should probably feel disgusted that we took turns eating and drunkenly passing around a burrito the size of a small dog but i’m ok with it.
I cannot, in good conscience, let you talk to a guy who wears Chaps and a knit beanie
I was trying to be good but he showed up with dinner and wine and I exploded. Like a bomb. A dirty, sexy bomb
Randomize